ok a better one i promise.

translation

A company was producing an english-language movie.
In one scene, an exhausted messenger was suppose to dash in, collapse and gasp out a vital message in swahili.
The company even found someone who knew the language.
The scene worked beautifully in the movie -- until it played in an african town where swahili was well known.
A moment of high drama nose-dived into comedy as the panting messenger gasped out:

I dont think im being payed enough for this part!



some bumper stickers

Dont play stupid with me...im better at it!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Adults are just kids with money.
Reality is a nice place to visit, but i wouldnt like to live there.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Dont meddle in the affairs of dragons for you taste good with ketchup.
If you can read this then you should know im carrying dynamite.