Well. Let me think....

I shoplifted about 3 tons of chocolate between the age of 10 and 15.

At 13, I used to take money from the psychobrother's paperround collection bag and buy myself more chocolate. My pocket money had been stopped cos psychobrother thought it was unfair that I still got pocket money and he didn't. (Found out that my mother knew what I was doing and just put the same amount of money back - never challenged me about it once).

Ran off with some friends' clothes when they had gone skinnydipping in a local pond.

Keyed my psychobrother's car.

Skipped Sundayschool. Yes - I will go to hell!

Stole alcohol from my parents' cupboard - they never touched the stuff and never noticed it had gone.

Accidentally tore a seat cover and let my eldest brother take the blame (only one I feel bad about).

That's about it for now. Of course, I am now a complete angel!!!!