A sweet little, white-haired, old lady goes into the bank one day. She's slowly carrying a very large bag full of coins. With a mighty heave she puts the bag onto the counter.

The bank teller looks into the bag of coins and says, 'My, that's very impressive. Did you hoard all of these quarters all by yourself?'

With an angelic smile, the old lady says, 'No, my sister whored half of them.'