Well in no particular order,

Stole a 66 passenger bluebird bus in white sands New Mexico, Drove it to a strip joint with 3 other buddies spent about $700 and drove back on base with the strippers and my buddies. I turned off the lights to the bus so that they wouldn’t see us coming across the desert and ended up driving in the dunes. I managed to get out of any type of punishment. But did about 3k worth of damage to the bus.

Did acid like it was water for about 2 years straight

Slept with over 100 women as a competition with a buddy

Cheated on my wife (still paying for that one)

Walked through cities with a group of people and just started beating the crap out of some poor souls

Those are just a few, but within all those are even more times and instances that I have memories of that are just horrible things that I have done.