CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION

oneday in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls ou to God...
'Lord i have a problem"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"i know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but i'm just not happy..
"And why is that Eve"
"Lord i am lonely and i'm sick to death of apples."
"Well eve in that case, i have a soution. i shall create a man for you."
"Man! what is that?'
"A flawed creature, with namy bad traits he'll lie cheat and be vain: all in all , hel'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, BUT since you've been complaining, i'll create him in such away that he will satisfy your physicl needs. he will be witless and will revel in childish things like
fighting and kicking a ball about...AHe won't be to smart so he will also need Your advice to think properly".

"sounds great," says eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord"
"Well.....you can have him on one condition."
"and whats that lord"
"as i sain he'll be prooud, arrogant and self-admiring....so you'll have to let him believe that i made him first....
and it will have to be our little secret
woman to woman...

so see woman are easily satisfied
gotta love ya