Hi Hercules how are you. Great news that you are slowly getting your PC up and running, I too had problems with this one when I got it last year, a close friend of the family had to show us what to do, so you are not alone.
Can you remember the times when there was no computers and we had to depend on the postal system for mailing and such, Ah happy memories.
But we live in modern times now, and I suppose progress is progress.
How are things with you, you can always send me a pm if you want to chat. I'm all ears if you want to chat.
Take care
Scott