A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who
had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon, arching
his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.The
Italian, nodding agreement, and says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion... With a flourish of finality he says "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, That is true, but... it was the Italians who
introduced it to women."