This young nun is in her house having a bath. When suddenly there is a knock at the door. "Who is it she shouts". Its the "Blind Man" comes the reply. So the nun gets out of the bath and goes to answer the door, thinking that the man is blind. She opens the door and the man says. "I've come to fix your blinds. Nice tits by the way".

2 nuns are in a car crash and go up to heaven. There they see St Peter at the gates and St Peter says, "If you answer 2 simple questions, you can come into heavan." Ok say the nuns. St Peter says to the first nun. "Name the 2 people in the Garden of Eden". The nun replies. "Adam & Eve". Correct you can enter heavan. The second nun comes forward and St Peter says to her. "What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?" The nun says. "Ehm that's a hard one". St Peter says, "Correct, you too can enter heavan".

Scott