ok a mothers cooking breakfast on the farm and sends her son out to collect the eggs feed the pigs and milk the cow, the young boy objects to this as he wants his breakfast but goes anyway, as he gets to the chicken he collects the eggs and kicks the chicken, he gets to the pigs feeds them and kicks the pig, he milks the cow then kicks the cow, he comes back in and sits down but his mother says as you kicked the chicken you get no eggs, as you kicked the pig you get no bacon and as you kicked the cow you get no milk, the young boy looks upset, his father comes down the stairs at this point and kicks the cat, the boy looks up and says do you want to tell him or should i.