GOOD one madjon! I'll have to remember that one!

Ok! Here she goes! My favorite joke! Its kind of a riddle but I'll answer it.

If ya have already heard this one feel free to laugh anyway cause I am!!!!

What do the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
Ans: "They both circle Uranus looking for Clingons!"

Ok! Ok! Just one more! Simply can't help my silly self!

What's sharper than the sharpest knife?
Ans: "a FART" cause it cuts right through your pants and doesn't even leave a mark! We'll, unless its a SHART! I won't go there!