Mike Tyson comes to Russia for fighting with the local boxer. However, his potential opponent falls sick and can not fight. So, the Russians rapidly found some guy from the village, and offered him several thousand dollars if he will stand against Mike Tysian for 1 round.
Ok, the fight started, and the guy stood for one round. Everyone congrads gim, and offer more money, if he will stand more. He stood one more round, and then one more... So, he is given more congrads and offered more money if he sdands for 1 mpre round. But now he is refusing:
-No f-ng way! Now I am going to kill him!


Mike Tysoan comes to fight with the Russian boxer, who suddenly falls sick and can not fight. Russians found some guy who works in the slaughterhouse and offered him money for the fight.
Ok, the fight started, Tyson runs to hit the Russian guy - and gets a nice hit and falls on the floor.
The referi starts to count.
The russian guy says:
-Hey, do not wait. Skin him while he is still warm!:moon:


The boy is late in the school. The teacher asks him:
-Where had you been?
-My father and me took our cow to the bull!
-Couldn't your father do it alone?
-Well... Oh... Yeah, he could, but the bull does it better...


How do you call 1000 lawyers on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?
-A good start!