A cowboy walks into a bar. he looks sad and tears are on his face.

He walks up to the lady bartender.

"What makes you so said, mister?" she said.

He said: I think there's something wrong with my body. I don't know what it is. Everytime I sit down, I get these sharp pains in my butt.

She said: Did you ever notice that you're wearing your spurs too high???