A policeman noticed a little old lady walking down the street dragging two bags one of witch was leeking money. " Madame" he said " one of your bags is leaking where did you get that money and where are you going with it to. Well she says I live near the football stadium and after the game the men reliev themselves through my hedge so now I wait for them with my hedgeclippers and tell them to payup or of it comes, I filled a whole bag with money and I'm going to the bank. Well what's in the other bag then he says. She gave him a wicked look and said " not all pay up." |