FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE
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> 1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine.
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> 2. A backward poet writes... inverse.
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> 3. A man's home is his castle..., in a manor of speaking.
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> 4. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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> 5. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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> 6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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> 7. A man needs a mistress... just to break the monogamy.
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> 8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> 9. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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> 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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> 11. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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> 12. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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> 13. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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> 14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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> 15. The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway.)
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> 16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> 17. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
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> 18. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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> 19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> 20. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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> 21. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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> 22. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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> 23. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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> 24. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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> 25. Local Area Network in Australia:... the LAN down under.
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> 26. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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> 27. Every calendar's days are numbered.
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> 28. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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> 29. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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> 30. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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> 31. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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> 32. A midget fortune teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
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> 33. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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> 34. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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> 35. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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> 36. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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> 37. Acupuncture is a jab well done.