SHE CAT One cannot defend oneself in the eyes of the SOFT TOY POLICE

INSANITY Trying to go down this avenue just wont cut it, NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR DOLLS HAIR.

Using your gender. As part of your defense is as weak as the cotton you used to sew the repairs to the said doll.

Applying non certified makeup. Goes against all the golden rules of the factory. All dolls come with a little card telling children only to use approved accessories.

SO WE AT THE SOFT TOY POLICE HOLD NO MALICE AND ARE PLEASED TO SAY

YOUR CASE FILE Has been looked at AGAIN You have been granted full HUMPHERY Rights.

THE SOFT TOY POLICE DO ISSUE A WARNING IF ANY HARM COMES TO HUMPHREY "REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE"