Why is it that people jump to dirty thoughts straight away.

It was only a few days ago while watching a doco on pigs that i lernt that they have Orgasms that last for 30 minutes now thats one way to spend you extra time how relaxing a 30 minute Orgasm.

Imagine how relaxed the brain and body would be after that, the dishes would never get done, the house work, what house work !etc etc.

So maybe i been thinking all those years our mummy dearest kept yelling at us to clean up our rooms calling us little pigs and our rooms pigs stys.

Were we on our way to becoming the greatest people to ever have Orgasms and we were cut short in our prime because we had to clean our rooms.

Is this where it all started for us all, ITS NOT OUR FAULT (speaking for the men) this is where the 2minute syndrome started from, cleaning rooms.

So the way i see it if we were all allowed to live in pig stys we would of been able to have 30 minute Orgasm.

I have spent a week thinking and could not come up with a better way to spend 30 minutes