This is what made all our surgery staff, myself include, nearly die laughing yesterday. The large mastiff was brought to our hospital as an emergency for two days of vomiting and diarrhea. An X-ray revealed a pretty large foreing body in the dog's large intestence. The dog was operated on, and the surgeon had successfully taken out, pardon me, a plastic penis the foolish thing ate. I think the most difficult part for the attending doctor will be to pretend that no one understood what was it.