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Old 12-09-2006, 01:11 PM
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For you teachers

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her clas and she presented each child in her class half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the other half pf the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. their insite may surprise you. the last one is a classic.

1.Don't change horses.............until they stop running
2.Stike while the....................bug is close
3.It's always darkest before.........Daylite saving time
4.Never underestimate the power of.......termites
5.you can lead a horse to water but.......How?
6.Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty
7.No news is.....................................impossible
8.A miss is good as.............................Mr.
9You can'tteach an old dog new............math
10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning
11.Love all trust....................................me
12.A pen is mightier than the ...................pigs
13.An idle mind is.................................the best way to relax
14.Where there's smoke there's................pollution
15Happy the bride who...........................gets all the presents
16.A penny saved is................................not much.
17.Two's company, three's.........................the Musketeers
18.Don't put of tomorrow what...................you put on to go to bed
19.Laugh on the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as....................Stevie Wonder.
21Chidren should be seen and not..........spanked or grouded
22.If at first you don'y succeed..............get new batteries
23.You get out of something only what you............see in the picture on the box
24.When the blind lead the blind..........................get out of the way
25.Better late than.....................................pregnant
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