THE MAIDS RAISE
the maid ask for a raise. the madam was very upset about this and asked:
now Maria, whe do you want a rasie?
MARIA; well madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is I iron better that you
MADAM; who said you iron better than me?
Maria; the master said so "madam;OH" MAria; the second reason is I'm a better cook than you! MAdam; nonsense who said you were a better cook than me? MARIA; the master did MADAM; "oh"
MARIA the third reason is I'm a better lover than you
MADAM;(very upset now) did the master say so as well?
MARIA; no madam the gardener did! SHE GOT HER PAY RAISE
HEY ANOTHER SITE FOR A JOKE IS "THE DUMB TEST"
SALLY