I'm not really a big believer in astrology, but I always read my horoscope when I see that part of the paper lying around.
Here's mine today from our local daily, the Wisconsin State Journal. Darkly amusing.

(sagittarius)
The next phase in your plan is beginning to take shape. You've already taken the first step to make it happen. (so far so good, yeah, I've taken some really big steps in my recovery lately, I'm proud of myself)...
Imagine all the things that could go wrong, too.


hahaha, ok I'll work on that.

tara