Love Story

Through a booking error, a man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though both were married, and initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired, and after agreeing that he would take the upper bunk and she the lower, they fell asleep quickly.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fu@#in blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End