Signs that you might need therapy, you can relate to more than one of the following:

- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

- Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

- In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

- Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

- Don t use any punctuation

- As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

- Order a Diet Water (with a straight face) whenever you go out to eat.

- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

- Sing Along At The Opera

- Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

- Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

- Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

- Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

- When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

- Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."