Pandora,

This story made me laugh. It is good to see the humor in things, and it sounds so much like me. My poor husband sleeps in the living room because if he is in the room with me, I am punching him saying "did you hear that?" or "did you just see a flash of light?" He responds, if you close your eyes and go to sleep, you will not see and hear everything!

Sometimes I make statements like "they should not have built that fence like that. There is room for a person to hide and jump out when you are unlocking the door." His response, "Have you considered a career in the security business?"

Luckily, my husband finds humor in crazy actions and yes, I have called the police several times for things I "thought" I heard when my husband was away.