A young subby was just clocking out at 2000 hours when he saw the Admiral standing in front of the classified documents shredder, holding a piece of paper. The Admiral asked the subby if he knew how to operate this machine, explaining that his secretary was gone for the day. The young subby, replied, Yes Sir." and started the shredder, took the paper from the Admiral and inserted it into the machine's single page opening.

The Admiral was relieved and said, Thanks, I just need one copy.