> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
> bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I
> think it's about time we started cussing.'
>
> The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>
> The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs
> for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell
> and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old
> agrees with enthusiasm.
>
> When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks
> the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he
> replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
> Cheerios.'
>
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
> the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs
> crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
> pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
> locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay
> there until I let you out!'
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year
> old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU
> want for breakfast, young man?'
>
> I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your
> fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'