My favorite kind of joke is the pun. the ultimate is to slip in a pun in conversation but I have a ton of ready made joke puns too.

like the one about the two bull weveals who grew up together on a cotton farm. then one moved to Hollywood and ended up becoming famous. the other just stayed on the farm and never amounted to much. He was the lesser of two weveals.

or

how do they circumsize a wale? send down 4 skin divers.


So receantly I entered a "pun contest" in the local news paper. I thought for days and finaly came up with my top ten puns and sent them in sure that at least one would get the grand prize. but

No Pun in ten did!