What Sound Cracks You Up

[Terry]

Big ole loud FART :rofl:

[anthony]

Well, on the fart topic here also... but one of those one's you hear or do that makes your arse cheeks vibrate and muffle the sound at parts as it comes out. A big wet one so to speak... piss funny.

[Scott_Fraser]

Someone scratching their finger nails down a blackboard. Freaks me out.
Scott:crazy:

[becvan]

OMG.. squeaker farts!!! LOL, My son let the longest squeaker fart out, that I have ever heard, the other day! It was hilarious! :rofl:

bec

[GR-ass]

Hee *giggles*

The sound of a fart chair. . . . .and the look on peoples faces :rofl:

[YoungAndAngry]

LOL seeing someone fart while coughing

[Scott_Fraser]

Its worse when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it feels as if your body is about to explode.
Its great to fart in a crowded lift and look at the person beside you, as if to say, you disgusting little fart.
Scott:walking:

[jods]

I love fart jokes! Our family happily try to outdo each other, very funny & sometimes very smelly!

[Scott_Fraser]

Have you ever tried lighting a fart, great if you get it right, bloody sore if you don't.
Scott:naughty:

[Scott_Fraser]

Here is a little ditty.

Women can hold in a Fart.
Men can't hold in a Fart.
Men can keep a secret.
Women can't keep a secret (if they really wanted to)
And the moral of this little ditty is?
If you want to tell a woman a secret:
"Whisper it up her Ass". LOL.:rofl:
Scott

[Eagle3]

In my house, farts are sure to get a laugh. It often turns into a contest or a musical concert. My brother uses farting while sparring as a tactic during tournaments...he'll fart nice and loud, the opponent will crack up laughing, then my bro will jump in and get the point while the other dude is cackling. But yeah, there is nothing like a good fart to lighten the mood.

[Scott_Fraser]

Hi Eagle. Just don't smoke when you enter the room eh.
Scott

[vcc123]

My little brother.. silent but deadly.. then he'd blame it on the poor dog. And somehow, the dog always had a guilty look on her face!!

[Scott_Fraser]

Poor blooming dog. The poor bugger was desperate to get out for some fresh air.
Scott:hello:

[cookie]

this thread smells. lol.

[Scott_Fraser]

Yeah Cath I couldn't agree more, get the Air Freshner out.
Scott:hello:

[goingonhope]

My son wants to share, "The sound that cracks me up is a big old fashioned fart." :moon:

[goingonhope]

Its worse when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it feels as if your body is about to explode.
Its great to fart in a crowded lift and look at the person beside you, as if to say, you disgusting little fart.
My son, has never quite laughed so hard in his life, until now hearing this. He's laughing rather hysterically!

[Scott_Fraser]

Hi Hope always happy to oblige.
One of my soldiers could fart at will. We would say to him, "Do a Fart" and he'd do one, "Do 2 farts, one after the other", and he'd do it. A genius he was.
Here's a good one for you. If someone says "But I Thought", you can reply, "Well you know what Thought did" "Shit the bed and thought is was a wet fart".
Scott:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[goingonhope]

Yet to meet someone who can fart at will, but do know someone who can vomit at will.

And, Scott the one about 'Thought'. I have heard that but a little differently. I've heard it said, and have said it this way: You know what thought did.....he/she thought he farted and he sh't himself.

Son's is still getting a chuckle out of some of the cleaner, funny fart jokes, as I won't let him see the other ones. But, also the one where Eagle speaks of using a big o' loud fart as a tactic during tornaments. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ....Cracks him right up!

[mac]

Sounds like a lot of stinky posts here... pun intended.:fart-face

[Scott_Fraser]

I think you're becoming an "Old Fart" Mac, no offence mate.:rofl:
Scott

[Portabella]

I love the sound of a little baby giggling, you know when they belly laugh and they are only a few months old. That sound makes me laugh every time.

[mac]

I think you're becoming an "Old Fart" Mac, no offence mate.:rofl:
Scott

Scott, now that's a good one.:clap:

[vcc123]

You guys 'crack' me up !! :biggrin:

[cookie]

aww, portabella, me too. i love to hear anybody laugh, even my 55 yr old husband, when he's watching tv and gets tickled, it makes me happy that he is happy.

[Scott_Fraser]

Hi Mac, no problem mate, happy to oblige old chap.
You see everybody farts, even the Queen does it, but its Blue Farts that she does because she's royality. But right enough though, some of her family are nothing but useless farts anyway.
Cheers
Scott:moon:

[cookie]

i don't get it, why are guys so fascinated by body parts and bodily functions?it amazes me to see a kindergarten boy and a 35 yr old man have exactlyl the same reaction when somebody, um, toots.
cathy

[Scott_Fraser]

Don't worry Cath everybody does it. Even you my dear. I bet you do it in church, a sort of "Holy Fart" if you like. Put it this way, my Virginian Poppit.
Girls don't admit to farting, they always blame someone else, like their man or the dog.LOL.:rofl: :rofl: I bet you that the Pope Farts, Farts in Latin very sneaky.
Cheers
Scott:occasion:

[cookie]

scot, now i didn't deny that everybody does it, just that guys seem to really enjoy it, lol. girls don't ***(i can't even say it, lol) they "toot" or "fluffy" as my daughter says.

[Scott_Fraser]

Hi Cathy. Oh come on Lass admit it, you do "Pump" as we say in Scotland. Though you will never own up to it.LOL.:rofl: Come on Cath you can tell me, I won't say a word, Honest:smile:
Scott

[Nam]

I love it when my kids try to say words they can't pronounce.

My youngest one loves tomatoes but has the hardest time saying it. It comes out binaydos, which she uses for the word potatoes too. Makes me laugh every time! My oldest one, when she was little, said truck and luck, and anything else that ends with an "uck" sound with *uck. I was embarrassed at first, but thinking about it now just makes me laugh. Too funny when she says the sound of a chicken...it goes *uck, *uck!

A sound I'm sure my hubby doesn't think is too funny, but I have to bite my lip every time he does it. My hubs is 6'7" and most doorways here are 6'8" doors. When he's wearing shoes and walks with a little bounce in his step, he scrapes the top of his head on the top of the door way. The sound though, that cracks me up is the string of swear words that follow. It really shows his creative side! LOL!

[Scott_Fraser]

My little niece Megan who is 4, calls me "Ott", and she calls my wife "KimDim".
Here in Scotland we have our one words to everyday things. For instance.
A paper bag, well we call it a "poke"
Slippers we call "Baffies"
"Yer Aff yer Heid", means you are crazy.
"Am Winchin Ma Burd" means, I'm kissing my girlfriend.

Scott

[Linda]

MY favorite sounds are: cat purring, rain, river, trees in a windy whether, Guinea Pig squick, cat meow.