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How to be the Perfect Wife

Posted 10-04-2008 at 08:46 AM by 2quilt
How to be the Perfect Wife.
This was taken from Helen B. Andelin's Fascinating Womanhood, published by
Pacific Press in 1965. The course was designed to teach women how to be
happy in marriage.


GET YOUR WORK DONE

Plan your tasks with an eye on the clock. Finish or interrupt them an hour
before he is expected. Your anguished cry, "Are you home already?" is not
exactly a warm welcome....
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My morning visitor

Posted 10-04-2008 at 08:41 AM by 2quilt
This morning, while I was minding my own business, the Prince of
Darkness came 'round to give me one of his irregular briefings. It looked like
the postman, but I knew it was him because the cream curdled in my coffee when
he came up the walk.

Before he could say anything, I asked, "What the hell did you do to my
hibiscus? The leaves fell off and it looks like a skeleton."

Satan pulled out a cigarette, lit it on his hand...
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For those high-stress days

Posted 10-04-2008 at 08:25 AM by 2quilt
1. You - Off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be.....?

6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you...
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Advice for Living

Posted 10-04-2008 at 08:16 AM by 2quilt
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
When you say, "I love you," mean it.
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Believe in love at first sight.
Never...
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We're in deep trouble

Posted 10-04-2008 at 06:35 AM by 2quilt
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction north was because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East
(and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff". . . She also votes!

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7...
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