ten things
Posted 10-04-2008 at 05:38 AM by 2quilt
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ESTROGEN ISSUES
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker thatsays: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
batting-practice.
3. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than SuperPlus.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1. OTHER WOMEN
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker thatsays: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
batting-practice.
3. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than SuperPlus.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1. OTHER WOMEN
Total Comments 1
Comments
 |  Had a laugh...thanks 2quilt. Loved the Estrogen Issues! |
Posted 24-11-2008 at 06:09 AM by Nicolette  |
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