We're in deep trouble

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction north was because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East
(and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff". . . She also votes!

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours
the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . He also votes!.

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". . . She also votes!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.. . . My sister also votes!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained
that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned
My friend also votes!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" . . She also votes