For all my Real Friends
Posted 10-04-2008 at 09:47 AM by 2quilt
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the creep who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got "some".
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a
body.
against the creep who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got "some".
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a
body.
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