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21-04-2007, 01:20 PM
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Before he made it around the corner he was caught up in a stampede half-crazed turkeys on rollerskates. |
21-04-2007, 03:36 PM
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"Crazy feathered creatures...they're at it AGAIN!" he muttered to himself. |
21-04-2007, 04:37 PM
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Dang,nabit I'll have to get them inline skates, and put on better music |
22-04-2007, 02:04 AM
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Every time there is a full moon, this zoo goes crazy! |
22-04-2007, 06:50 AM
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Forgetting that he left the main zoo gate open....Zed went back to his office and decided to take a short nap...... |
22-04-2007, 08:17 AM
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Suddenly, Rocky the Rhino stopped running. Confuzed, Rocky said to himself:" How can I even talk? I'm a blinkin' wild animal! Wild animals can't talk!" Rocky then stood there, took a drink from his hip flask, and wondered about how a talking Rhino got into the universe.
Last edited by Rob T.; 22-04-2007 at 08:18 AM.
Reason: oops! I'm out of alphabetical order. Sorry. My faux paus.
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22-04-2007, 09:16 AM
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Gagging and choking, Zed awoke abruptly from his nap. As he stood up he glanced out his office window and saw Rocky the Rhino drunk on his back. |
22-04-2007, 10:01 AM
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how on earth was Zed going to help a drunken Rhino get back on his feet so he lit a fire cracker under his side and bam |
22-04-2007, 10:32 AM
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Incidently, thought Zed, my firecracker was too powerful. now Rocky the Rhino's unconscious body is stuck up in a tree.
[Thanks for posts # 67 + #68, goingonhope and mouse. I haven't laughed that hard in ages]. *snickers* *smirks*
Last edited by Rob T.; 22-04-2007 at 10:35 AM.
Reason: I wanted to add the word-"up".
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22-04-2007, 01:28 PM
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Just as the astounded Zed gasped at the tremendous job he was going to have to get Rocky....... | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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