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15-03-2007, 03:17 AM
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A little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?" The father
answers: "Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You have mail.
Last edited by anthony; 17-03-2007 at 09:38 PM.
Reason: removed tags
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16-03-2007, 02:36 AM
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which part of "NO!", don't you understand? |
17-03-2007, 04:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Bull  As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
| I believe the punchline for this joke is missing? Or did maus supply it? 
We are curious as to the ending, in any event! |
17-03-2007, 05:17 AM
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Sorry the last part must have been deleted.
The is YOU have MALE!!!
Sorry for not catching this earlier. |
17-03-2007, 06:15 AM
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Oh ha ha, thank you Pitt Bull. That makes sense now and is funny. Really we were wondering! |
17-03-2007, 02:22 PM
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that was funny from both of you :-) |
17-03-2007, 05:10 PM
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Sorry guys, that was my fault! Didn't see the ending when I edited out the tags and deleted it by accident! Never noticed till now! LOL
good joke..
bec |
17-03-2007, 09:39 PM
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Fixed............ |
21-03-2007, 04:17 AM
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A young polar bear asked its mother:
“Mummy am I a real polar bear?” of course you are!
and are you a real polar bear? Of course I am! she replied. And daddy? Yes he too, and your parents too? and daddy’s parents too? Yes everybody is. Why do you ask? Well if our family are real polar bears:
“Then why am I freezing my butt off!” |
21-03-2007, 04:19 AM
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nice fix anthony
it is you have male (it was a boy) and not mail 
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