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14-12-2007, 01:27 PM
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| |  Little Girl Fire Fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to
take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster "
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." |
15-12-2007, 03:14 AM
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 Oh, I needed that chuckle. That was great. |
15-12-2007, 09:34 AM
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For those who declared open season on the fat man hubby sent me this. |
15-12-2007, 09:38 AM
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That's what I'm talkin' bout!!!!!!!!! LOL Thank you for the that giggle.
Lisa |
15-12-2007, 08:26 PM
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Veiled....Your hubby is a keeper... LOL!!!!! Thanks for the giggle. |
16-12-2007, 12:35 AM
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I'm gonna frame that! Give your hubby a hug from me for that one! lol
bec |
29-12-2007, 02:15 PM
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thank you for the smiles
sally |
01-01-2008, 06:03 PM
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Have you ever heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
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He sold his soul to Santa.....
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PEACE FOREVER |
06-01-2008, 12:26 PM
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THE MAIDS RAISE
the maid ask for a raise. the madam was very upset about this and asked:
now Maria, whe do you want a rasie?
MARIA; well madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is I iron better that you
MADAM; who said you iron better than me?
Maria; the master said so "madam;OH" MAria; the second reason is I'm a better cook than you! MAdam; nonsense who said you were a better cook than me? MARIA; the master did MADAM; "oh"
MARIA the third reason is I'm a better lover than you
MADAM;(very upset now) did the master say so as well?
MARIA; no madam the gardener did! SHE GOT HER PAY RAISE
HEY ANOTHER SITE FOR A JOKE IS "THE DUMB TEST"
SALLY |
22-01-2008, 04:26 PM
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An older man limps into a soda shop and sits at the counter to order a ice cream sundae, the young girl behind the the counter asks, "crushed nuts?" , where by the gentleman answers, "Nope, arthritis..."
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