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13-09-2006, 02:00 AM
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T-shirt we saw when hubby was on his way to the doc:
I'm out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes |
13-09-2006, 05:30 PM
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A bumper sticker
Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket? |
15-09-2006, 12:52 AM
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The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was, which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" |
01-10-2006, 09:07 AM
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Seen in a graveyard, engraved on a large headstone: Last Words: I ain't afraid of no shotgun! |
03-10-2006, 05:36 AM
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing shorts and Y-fronts made entirely out of cling film.
The psychiatrist says, 'Well, i can clearly see you're nuts.' |
03-10-2006, 10:39 PM
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A woman stood looking in the mirror. She turns to her husband and says, "Honey, my butt is big, I'm wrinkly and weigh far too much, give me a compliment."
Her husband looked at her intently a moment and said to her "You have good eyes" |
04-10-2006, 12:22 AM
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| |  don't get mad now.....
Roses are red violets are blue I have mpd ....and I do too!! |
19-10-2006, 10:42 PM
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| | Silent treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. |
19-10-2006, 10:46 PM
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| | Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" |
21-10-2006, 11:34 PM
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Two Psychiatrists were having lunch and one said to the other, "You know, I made the most embarassing Freudian slip yesterday."
The other replied, "Oh really! What happened?"
The first one said, "Well I was having dinner with my Mother and I meant to say, 'Would you please pass the salt?' but instead it came out as 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch!' " | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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