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13-02-2007, 03:25 PM
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| |  What Sound Cracks You Up
Big ole loud FART  |
13-02-2007, 10:06 PM
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Well, on the fart topic here also... but one of those one's you hear or do that makes your arse cheeks vibrate and muffle the sound at parts as it comes out. A big wet one so to speak... piss funny. |
14-02-2007, 12:33 AM
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Someone scratching their finger nails down a blackboard. Freaks me out.
Scott  |
14-02-2007, 12:48 AM
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OMG.. squeaker farts!!! LOL, My son let the longest squeaker fart out, that I have ever heard, the other day! It was hilarious!
bec |
14-02-2007, 12:58 AM
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Hee *giggles*
The sound of a fart chair. . . . .and the look on peoples faces |
14-02-2007, 08:36 AM
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LOL seeing someone fart while coughing |
14-02-2007, 08:58 AM
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Its worse when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it feels as if your body is about to explode.
Its great to fart in a crowded lift and look at the person beside you, as if to say, you disgusting little fart.
Scott:walking: |
14-02-2007, 09:32 AM
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I love fart jokes! Our family happily try to outdo each other, very funny & sometimes very smelly! |
14-02-2007, 10:09 AM
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Have you ever tried lighting a fart, great if you get it right, bloody sore if you don't.
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15-02-2007, 12:40 AM
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Here is a little ditty.
Women can hold in a Fart.
Men can't hold in a Fart.
Men can keep a secret.
Women can't keep a secret (if they really wanted to)
And the moral of this little ditty is?
If you want to tell a woman a secret:
"Whisper it up her Ass". LOL.
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